Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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