i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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