I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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