Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
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Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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