She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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