all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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