i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Just pee around me
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Randomize
