He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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