The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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