She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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