margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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