Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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