THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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