you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
two words...techno handjob
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you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Sorry about my life...
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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