so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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