Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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