so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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