First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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