I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
only if we run a train.
done.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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