I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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