youre lurking in front of me
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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