Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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