I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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