More tranny stories later!
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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