so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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