when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I touched a dick in church today
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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