kristin has been a bad kristin
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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