I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
The adults are the big ones right?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Randomize
