Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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