Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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