Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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