you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
