she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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