The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I have fence marks all over my body
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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