I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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