what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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