He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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