i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
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Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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