i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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