I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
