hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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