I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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