Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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