I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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