I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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