I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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