Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
