chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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