Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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