yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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