I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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