My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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