Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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