fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
third nipple confirmed
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
