he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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