"it" just moved
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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